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Yesterday, my daughter again asked me why I didn't - 24 Jul 2015
Yesterday, my daughter again asked me why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation.She said that she was "only thinking about me", and suggested that I go down to the senior centre, and hang out with the other old guys. I did this. When I got home last night, I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said, "Are you mad? You're 65 years old, and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even had a membership card. She looked at it and said, "Good grief Dad, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." I told her, "Then I'm in real trouble because I've signed up for five jumps a week.". She fainted. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can really be fun!
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