My mate approached me at the pub. "Bloody hell Dave," he said, "You won't believe what I've found out." "What is it?" I asked. "That blonde cousin of yours," he paused, "She's a £500 per night escort." "I can't believe this!" I exclaimed, "She'd charged me a grand." Current Rating (11 Votes): 6 Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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