The worst part is when they ask...
1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:
- Are you sleeping?
- What’s your answer?
- No! I’m training to die
2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it
fixed and he still asks you:
- need to be fixed?
- No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.
3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask:
- Are you going out on this rain?
- No, with the next one.
4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you:
- You Awake?
- No. Going back to bed!
5. Your friend calls your home:
- Where are you?
- At news café! I brought my house over!
6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:
- Did you bath?
- No, I swam!
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator from the ground floor
and they ask:
- Going up?
- No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come get me.
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you
still ask him:
- Flowers?
- No baby! Carrots.
9. You’re in the toilet when someone nocks on the door asking:
- Is anyone in there?
- No! The Sh!t is talking to you!
10. You head straight to the bank with a cheque ready to get money:
-Then the lady asks you, In cash?
- No, In clips and plastics!
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